Here is my REAL post about robots

So, I am like 75% positive that i am a human rather than a robot.

Robots cannot possibly feel the things i feel as a human.

Sometimes, I become livid for no freaking reason at all. I become vindictive, belligerent, and spiteful.
A lot of the time, my boyfriend says i am more hostile than a cat backed against a wall. (He is such an ass sometimes)
I'm cranky and sarcastic. Sometimes, my sarcasm affects people more than i intend.

I'm kind of scared of everything. More often than not, i feel disoriented and uneasy. My fear of everything makes me distrust everysinglething. Hell, I jump at the sound of my dog snoring.

Periodically, I feel disconnected. Downtrodden and wistful... Sometimes getting out of bed is hard because the feelings of inconsolable hopelessness are so strong...

Occasionally, when i don't feel those things, I feel content and optimistic. I see the bright side of things. I feel rapturous.

I am pretty sure I'm a human.